Detroit Tigers Bingo

There is a little over a month left in the regular baseball season. The Tigers aren't making the playoffs. Sometimes, watching them is like pulling teeth. How do we make these remaining games fun? Bingo. Use these as a drinking game (or don't because "Ausmus looks clueless" will result in a blackout) or just as a regular Bingo game. Under the cut, you will find two variations on this card and a brief glossary.

• #TTBDNS - The Tigers get a runner into scoring position (generally considered to be 2nd base) but do not score the run.
• #Umpshow - The strikezone sucks, the home plate ump doesn't appeal to first, etc.
• Curly Fries - The Tigers hit 3 homers.
• TOOTBLAN - Thrown out on the bases like a nincompoop. Thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double, out at home, etc.
• McCannon - James McCann shows off his arm.
• "I see ya" - Rod Allen's trademark. One of them.